Indian Summer

Now when its nice and warm and sunny out, I hide out on the porch and paint pottery.

When it’s freezing cold outside I choose to venture out into the woods.

What the hell happened to me?

The Outer Limits

I am torn between the guaranteed market niche of ceramic fish cavey things…

Or the guaranteed yet saturated niche market of crazy cat ladies.

Man, what a wild Thursday night.

Wyoming

Closing up the summer with a road trip and too much bisqueware. I haven’t forgotten about you, WordPress. I’ve been merely ignoring.

Painting more pieces instead of dipping them in glaze. Also very time consuming.

Fall, here we come.

Breeding Pandemonium

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: One of my lovely fish caves inside of my cousins over crowded incest tank.

Yes. I know.

No Shadow Time

So if you were lucky enough to live below me… your porch would have a nice big fat blob of clay on it today. But that’s what you get for telling tall tales to the landlord, you whiney little asshole, you.

Mind Playin’ Tricks on Me…

I got free press somewhere, or i’m assuming I did because shitty shitty June June is suddenly exploding with sales and custom orders.

The cosmos are going bat shit crazy as well.http://www.etsy.com/shop/whitecitrus

“Hey dude… She double dogs…”

May 30th 2003… Just Kidding.

What is the significance of this day in history? You’ll never know. Instead take a peep into my inventory drawer.

Will I find the motivation to create in the summer? Stay tuned and find out.

New Faces, Old Spaces, Moderately High Speed Chases

Whether it is Mother’s day or Art-a-Whirl, there is no denying that you need a dish or aquarium decoration of some sort. Come on down to Fired Up! Studios this weekend to get your fix. (1701 east Hennepin ave, Minneapolis)

Explosively Adorable: Art-a-Whirl Minneapolis

Here I sit gearing up for Art-a-Whirl, which is a some sort of wandering hot mess art festival in Northeast Minneapolis. You have a program or brochure that tells you of all the ‘participating’ studios in the area that you can visit.

The last time I went to one of these things I noticed a lot of art was being sold but also a lot of people who were passed out drunk before 8pm, and a lot of vegans falling off the wagon with Oscar Meyer hotdogs.

I still don’t know if I will attend, but my sculptures will. My shared studio applied too late so we are not in the program but but but! It will be open May 16-18th from noon till whenever. (Fired up! Studios, on the corner of Hennepin and Stinson building 1701… mpls.)

Keep Your Eyes Peeled.

Coming soon to an internet near you. Rainbow cat dish!!

Currently waiting for a riot to ensue, but that is completely unrelated to this rainbow cat dish business.

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