White Friday

The White Stuff.

While some are scrambling and trampling out in the big scary ominous malls, I am here, doing that ceramics business. This year was leaning towards oblique geometric lookin’ dishes, but now those pesky fish caves have taken the lead again.

Customize Your Aquarium in a Cheap but Admirable Way

Customize Your Aquarium in a Cheap but Admirable Way

I look at other shops selling similar items and wonder who would pay $15 for a three inch ‘ring bowl’ that took 20 minutes to create at the very most. Who would pay $30 for an ‘aquarium rock’ that someone found by the river?

I create my aquarium works with myself in mind, thinking, would I really pay $25 for a set of handmade aquarium accessories where I can choose the style and the color? The answer is…

YES INDEED!

Anything beats all the sunken treasure pirate crap at the pet store.

Fish Cave Rave

Fish Cave Rave

Your fish will be able to throw some bitchin’ parties in this thing. Just make sure he doesn’t do too much MDMA and get stuck gyrating around in that second hole.

On another note, my boyfriend was staring blankly at one of my tomato plants and asked me if I would like him to cut off all the dead flowers. Sigh. Sunstroke Summer 2013.

Keep Your Fish Off Street Drugs.

Keep Your Fish Off Street Drugs.

So I do made to order stuff as well. I currently have a few listings for such items but these are nice because you can arrange and re-arrange them for your fish or reptile.

They even function as regular decor… but I made them with bored and confined fishes in mind.

*Whats that one term for someone who’s done too many drugs and they’re sitting there not reacting to any outside stimuli that there seems to be an abundance of? FISHBOWLING!!! That, or when teens smoke marijuana in their cars and fail to roll down any windows.

Don’t make your fish or reptile turn to drugs because his environment is an abyss of nothingness. Spruce it up with some WhiteCitrus Decor.