Indian Summer

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Now when its nice and warm and sunny out, I hide out on the porch and paint pottery.

When it’s freezing cold outside I choose to venture out into the woods.

What the hell happened to me?

Bummer, Summer.

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So I found this magical dumpster full of bottlecaps that I once saw in a dream.

Now it is gone.

No, I am not tripping balls. It actually existed at one point in time.

Some Etsy snobs call this a filler listing, but I call it variety hour.

Breeding Pandemonium

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: One of my lovely fish caves inside of my cousins over crowded incest tank.

Yes. I know.

Mind Playin’ Tricks on Me…

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I got free press somewhere, or i’m assuming I did because shitty shitty June June is suddenly exploding with sales and custom orders.

The cosmos are going bat shit crazy as well.http://www.etsy.com/shop/whitecitrus

“Hey dude… She double dogs…”

May 30th 2003… Just Kidding.

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What is the significance of this day in history? You’ll never know. Instead take a peep into my inventory drawer.

Will I find the motivation to create in the summer? Stay tuned and find out.

The Cave of Orange Creme

The Cave of Orange Creme

I started making fish caves because I felt bad for my betta fish who had to spend all day and all night inside their respective fish bowls.

One day I came home to find a what looked to be a dried up leaf on the floor next to the fish bowls. That’s odd, I thought. How did a leaf end up all the way on the second floor of the house?

Upon further inspection, I discovered that the dried up leaf was the post suicidal corpse of my purple veil tail, D’Mitri. After almost two years he had become so bored with his life that he jumped out of his bowl.

Don’t let this happen to your beloved fish and sea creatures. Give them something to explore, something to do, and don’t forget to re-arrange the environment every month! (This really comes in handy when introducing new fish to a group tank, too.)