Category Archives: modern design

White Friday

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The White Stuff.

While some are scrambling and trampling out in the big scary ominous malls, I am here, doing that ceramics business. This year was leaning towards oblique geometric lookin’ dishes, but now those pesky fish caves have taken the lead again.

Indian Summer

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Now when its nice and warm and sunny out, I hide out on the porch and paint pottery.

When it’s freezing cold outside I choose to venture out into the woods.

What the hell happened to me?

The Outer Limits

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I am torn between the guaranteed market niche of ceramic fish cavey things…

Or the guaranteed yet saturated niche market of crazy cat ladies.

Man, what a wild Thursday night.

Bummer, Summer.

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So I found this magical dumpster full of bottlecaps that I once saw in a dream.

Now it is gone.

No, I am not tripping balls. It actually existed at one point in time.

Some Etsy snobs call this a filler listing, but I call it variety hour.

Breeding Pandemonium

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: One of my lovely fish caves inside of my cousins over crowded incest tank.

Yes. I know.

Mind Playin’ Tricks on Me…

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I got free press somewhere, or i’m assuming I did because shitty shitty June June is suddenly exploding with sales and custom orders.

The cosmos are going bat shit crazy as well.http://www.etsy.com/shop/whitecitrus

“Hey dude… She double dogs…”

May 30th 2003… Just Kidding.

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What is the significance of this day in history? You’ll never know. Instead take a peep into my inventory drawer.

Will I find the motivation to create in the summer? Stay tuned and find out.

New Faces, Old Spaces, Moderately High Speed Chases

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Whether it is Mother’s day or Art-a-Whirl, there is no denying that you need a dish or aquarium decoration of some sort. Come on down to Fired Up! Studios this weekend to get your fix. (1701 east Hennepin ave, Minneapolis)

Explosively Adorable: Art-a-Whirl Minneapolis

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Here I sit gearing up for Art-a-Whirl, which is a some sort of wandering hot mess art festival in Northeast Minneapolis. You have a program or brochure that tells you of all the ‘participating’ studios in the area that you can visit.

The last time I went to one of these things I noticed a lot of art was being sold but also a lot of people who were passed out drunk before 8pm, and a lot of vegans falling off the wagon with Oscar Meyer hotdogs.

I still don’t know if I will attend, but my sculptures will. My shared studio applied too late so we are not in the program but but but! It will be open May 16-18th from noon till whenever. (Fired up! Studios, on the corner of Hennepin and Stinson building 1701… mpls.)